May 2013
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
What I hate about being a girl:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you...
w-i-n-g—i-t:
jackiemaresco:
when people don’t stand for the pledge of allegiance it bothers me. there’s people out there that CAN’T stand because they fought for our country. they did this all for you. you don’t have to say the pledge of allegiance but the least you could do is stand.
AMEN!
johnnykillss:
the way to a woman’s heart is through football jerseys and tickets and whoever’s telling you otherwise is lying
Drive until the city lights, dissolve into a...
